Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
ANTHONY MACKIE +
Yes, Anthony, we understand that you have spent an inordinate amount of time imagining rubbing Crisco all over Sebastian Stan. We understand. We do it, too.
Tags: mackie is that friend who builds you up because you won’t build yourself up, and he doesn’t care if he has to embarrass you to do it, you don’t think you’re hot satan face?, he’s going to get a room full of women riled up about you, and he’s just going to keep doing it until you believe you’re hot
+the fact that this is true though +cause seb doesn’t believe he’s anything special +he’s always putting himself down about things +movies what have you +he doesnt even fucking think he’s worthy to have other celebs be kind as they are to him he’s still in awe about that +and then anthony comes along and he’s like +SEB IS A COOL GUY IM GONNA INCLUDE YOU IN JOKES SO WE CAN LAUGH TOGETHER +IM GONNA LAUGH AT ALL YOUR JOKES SO YOU DONT FEEL BAD +IM GONNA GET EVERYONE TO FUCKING LOVE YOU SEBASTIAN CAUSE YOU ARE LOVEABLE +AND I BELIEVE IN YOU +Good Guy Anthony Mackie +the friend seb needs rn
I am a latina
I am do not exist to cook, clean and fuck
I am not a thing that spits out words in spanish when you put coins in me
My anger is legitimate, not another thing for you to be turned on by
I am capable of coming in different sizes and colors, do not assume i am not a latina based on my appearance
Not your Gloria from modern family, not your devious maid, not your spicy señorita
Not “spanish”, not “hispanic”
I am me, a human, so treat me as one
scott mccall, seventeen years old and taking a town onto his shoulders with strength he doesn’t feel he knows how to use. scott mccall standing up, saying i’m going to save everyone.
scott mccall who feels every death like a punch in his gut. scott mccall who doesn’t want that to happen to anyone else—friends, stranger, pack, enemy. he’ll bend over backward to keep everyone alive.
and wouldn’t it be easier, if he’d just sat back? wouldn’t it be easier if he never got himself embroiled in all this, when deaths started happening, bodies started turning up, he just sat back, focused on his schoolwork and let someone else handle it? but he can’t. he can’t.
so he fights, so he tries, so he gets back up
because he can’t let anyone else get hurt. this is his town. his home. his responsibility. his duty.
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
I have been informed that ask-an-mra-anything has turned toward the dark side. The misandrist side.
Perhaps he is simply misunderstood. I’m sure he’s still a valiant warrior for dudebros everywhere! We may indeed form a beautiful broship. A beautiful, heterosexual broship
I don’t know why this liberal misandrist slander keeps spreading, but I assure you I am 10000% real bro MRA!!
now that that’s out of the way, I would love to tag team with you! together we can get hard on the matriarchy! we can watch each other’s backs as we pound away… against misandry! and if you drop the ball on something, I can give you a little reach around and pick up where you left off! and vice versa! I mean if I’m taking care of you, I know you’ll take care of me! you seem like a true bro, I know you wouldn’t leave me hard up!!
I see us coming to some beautiful endings together, to be honest.
and so concludes my 100% heterosexual message, so I don’t feel the need to end it with a “no homo”.
From the sounds of it, our broship will be thick with hope for dudebros everywhere! Fighting the matriarchy might make you feel stiff sometimes, but I can rub that out for you whenever you need it (The knots. Out of your back).
The journey will be long and hard, but we will reach the climax of justice together, and when we do, the truth will be in the face of every citizen and the matriarchy won’t stand a chance.
What a beautiful straight friendship I have made with a fellow heterosexual who isn’t the slightest bit attracted to men. What a rarity.
Ride on, brother.
"But you’re not really Latina, are you?"
^^ All of this! Take note everyone.
teen wolf fandom actually made a petition for the cast and crew to stop “disrespecting the fans” lol remember that time you sent death threats to tyler posey because he said he doesn’t like stiles/derek and his mom saw them? or how you tried to make a petition to get shelley hennig off the show? or how meagan tandy has to constantly go on twitter to defend herself and her character because people send her hate? or how you all made #killallison a worldwide trend???? :)
Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.
People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.
- Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father
- Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive
- Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist
- She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)
- Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage
Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….
Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.
How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.
Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people.
Man Rugrats was the shit.