textsfromdisneyprincesses:

MY PRINCESS PARTS ARE RENOVATING AND ITS LIKE THE GREAT FLOOD

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kiss1bang:

Chris Evans aka Mike Weiss. Puncture

I shouldn’t be NEARLY as turned on by a strung out drug addict doing cocaine but somehow I am


those pecks bounce any higher and they’re gonna punch you in the face chris

those pecks bounce any higher and they’re gonna punch you in the face chris

Let’s play a game!

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

thewinterjawline:

rocksaltedcaramel:

queen-of-britannia:

flatbear:

sconesforjustice:

blackestglass:

boneycircus:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

XD

Actual lube. WINNING. (Possibly TMI?? OOPS)

Dog dish full of water. That’s not good.

spicy noodle soup, pepsi and ketchup. OH GOD NO.

Nail Polish remover, oh god.

Butter…?

Local blueberry honey.

Coffee… Well then…

Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged? You are iron. And you are strong.

n.t. (via thelittle-hobbit)

Damn right you’re iron, and do you know where iron comes from? Do you know how iron gets here? Let me tell you.

It does start with a star, but it’s not some dismal castoff from an eternal beauty, it’s so much more. Everything that makes our world came from stars, but nothing had as much effect on that star as iron.

See the sun burning in the sky? The light you see and the heat you feel are created when the sun fuses elements, the building blocks of our world, into new and heavier elements. The sun lives because more energy comes from that process than is needed to support it.

UNTIL IRON COMES ALONG.

Fusing iron — burning it to make a star shine — is nigh on impossible. Iron is strong and iron is heavy. Iron is so strong and so heavy that to make new elements from iron takes more energy than it produces. The star can’t keep up, it starts to die.

The iron that flows through your veins KILLED A STAR.

Those other metals that we so value, like gold, owe their existence to iron. As the star died it collapsed, crushing itself and making gold and platinum and other precious and powerful things. Then it exploded and scattered those metals throughout space.

Chief among them was iron. The iron whose formation was the death knell of the star. The iron whose intensity made other metals possible. The iron that was the last thing the living star could make.

Stars lived to make iron.

Stars died to make you.

(via noctumsolis)

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

[x]

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

veganvibez:

found the best twitter